HOlY FuCkINg shIT Ashton
LUKE IS SO TALL LIKE HOW DID HE EVEN FIT IN THE BUILDING OH MY GOD HES A GIANT COMPARED TO THAT INNOCENT CASHIER I MEAN LUKE COULD EAT HIM OH BLESS LUKE I LOVE HIM AND HIS BROAD SHOULDERS OKAY BYE.
texting someone new is always weird.
like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis?
how DARE you wear a security shirt when you are not in the security business. #petpeeve #knowyoursecurityshirt
the disk is so pretty :-)
The Forum, 26/07/2014
trying to hint to michael that you want a kid but he doesn’t get it so you flat out tell him ‘michael i wanna have a baby’ and he points to the kitten rolling around on the floor in front of him and says ‘we have a baby’ and you roll your eyes and tell him ‘michael the cat is not our child’ and he covers the kittens ears and says ‘be quiet you’ll hurt her feelings’